Talent David presents

That’s not very nice, calling me names like that... Just because I’m a kidnapper that doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings

I ended up getting bound and gagged while facing the business end of an industrial diamond tipped drill which was aimed directly at my heart, and which I only managed to escape at the last instant

“And then pay her for taking care of our little darling. Only don’t pay her for the time she spent tied up, since she can’t really claim she was babysitting then.

“Look here, Emmy,” he hissed at her as he leaned over in her direction, “will you cut that out? I don’t know about you humans, but we monsters don’t like to eat food that disagrees with us!”